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The *Cosmic Family* Reviews

Is Cosmic Family like Marmite? Some people seem to love it - others to hate it. The Sunday Times thought it was 'hilarious' and The Scotsman hailed it 'shameless' and 'gratuitous'. Metro described it was 'as funny as it is terrifying'.

iFind below the reviews by the Press, Academics, Artists, Followers whom we had the pleasure to welcome at our workshop! And we invite you to leave your own opinion by leaving a message through our online form.

Reviews by the Press

METRO 16-08-06 RATING 5/5 *****

"The *Cosmic Family* Workshop-Seminar is a screaming, hellish plunge into the bowels of a nightmare, a monstrous devil-child abomination that should have been mercilessly smothered at birth. It's a sick, loathsome monster, so messed up that at its conclusion the audience is actually afraid to leave the room, scared that The *Cosmic Family* might be waiting for them outside. If you bring your children along to see it, they will probably end up hating you. In short: it's brilliant.

The titular Family is headed up by Freddy Grifter and Erica Humple, two bug-eyed, grey-clad figures with glassy smiles and vaguely Teutonic accents. At the princely sum of £95 a glass they're pedalling a cure-all called The Universal Smoothie.

Loosely speaking, the show is a parody of celebrity cults. But really The *Cosmic Family* Workshop is too grotesque to maintain any sort of serious satirical discourse.

By way of example, it's probably not giving too much away to say that it climaxes with a urine-stained cultist ecstatically lapping up the thick, yellow brain fluids of her murdered god.

It's only amusing because it's so absurd – The Family's actions are inexcusably warped, but the unfathomable, illogical weirdness of their insane beliefs is almost as funny as it is terrifying.

Clearly The *Cosmic Family* Workshop-Seminar is not for all; but should The Solvents Theatre Company choose to develop the idea then it's entirely possible we're witnessing the birth of the next League Of Gentlemen." - Andrzej Lukowski, Metro News Paper, RATING: 5 stars ***** (Read review on Metro's website here)

SUNDAY TIMES 10-04-06

(...) hilarious expressionist cabaret, The Cosmic Family Workshop-Seminar, sent up the hucksterism of evangelical religion and personal makeover shows, and won the company an award for its versatility.” - Robert Hewison, The Sunday Times (NSDF 2006 Judge)

THREE WEEKS 06-08-06 RATING 2/5 **

"Ever wondered how to make that perfect smoothie? Well, it doesn’t involve fresh fruit, milk, a liquidiser, or any of that Jamie Oliver nonsense. If you can pluck up the courage to find a bag lady, force a power drill through her head and suck out her brains; then you’re in business. It’s a messy job, as you will soon discover in this interesting play. Surprised? There’s plenty more where that came from. An extreme ‘expressionist cabaret’ that loosely orbits lifestyle programming, new-age evangelism and ‘the goose that laid the golden egg?’ morality in this disturbing take on modern life. ‘The Cosmic Family’ is weird, truly terrifying, and certainly not to everyone’s taste."
- Three Weeks Daily - On The Inside, 06/08/06, Guy Stewart, rating 2/5

REVIEW by www.gigreviewscoland.net 25/08/06 RATING 3/5 ***

''Presented and treated as a ‘real’ workshop for people interested in spiritual development, this gang effectively capture all the nuances of American evangelism, strange cults and even those hideous participatory workshops we all have to attend in our jobs.  The smooth Freddy Grifter greets us at the door – shaking hands and asking each of us our names.  His right hand, Erica Humple, does likewise and welcomes us with a warmth of spirit and plastic smile.  And so the seminar begins.  We have to participate in various meditative chantings (“Pure energy flowing through you and me”, “Let go of my problems and open my heart”), such that I feel cleansed and uplifted myself.  However, the duo are not so pure of heart as they make out.  They are both worshipers of “She” – the universal smoothie.  And yes, she is a smoothie – a particularly nice banana one at that, which you get to taste free at the end (don’t be tricked into paying the £95). 
 
You think that’s surreal?  It gets worse (better?).  I think the cast must have written it on acid.  We have the fairly conventional take on evangelistic crusades and brainwashing techniques – even the hideously, awkward, silent pauses at workshops (thank you chap outside for that observation).  But we also have audience participation, blow jobs, peeing smoothie on the floor, drinking smoothie from the head of “She”’(don’t wear any good clothes to this show), a dead smoothie, a cleaner and a disabled chap I think they tried to “cure”.  There are overtones of abuse (mental, physical, sexual), drug taking, cults and some Dario Fo type escapades. 
 
Both Klaus Kruse and Celine Smith were excellent – they were at first robotically perfect and slowly degenerated to mentally unstable - then finally to naturally psychotic. I guess it will be no surprise to you that once again I got a bit lost.  However, I still enjoyed it as it was a truly Fringe experience and should be tasted for that very reason! Avoid them in real life – but see the show!
 
Caz - www.gigreviewscoland.net

Reviews by Academics


'
This is a show that takes the audience by cosmic force! The Solvents create an evening of evangelical indoctrination where the audience are invited to enjoy the weird and the wonderful."- Joe Richards, Lecturer in Devised Theatre, Dartington College of Arts, Totnes, UK.
 

"Somewhere between new age evangelism and corporate sell, the Cosmic Family's 'presentation' is full of energy - and not only of the 'positive' kind - it also serves as a dark warning to those of us who might have been harbouring any milk of human kindness.  Contemporary performance taking a 'smooth' swipe at hype." Barbara Bridger, Senior Lecturer in Scripted Media, DCA

Wonderfully entertaining show that seduces you into wanting to belong to the ‘positive’ cult, whilst it exposes its horrors and abuses’ - Kevin Tomlinson, Kepow Theatre

REVIEWS FROM VISITORS AT EDFRINGE.COM

RATING 5/5 ***** Cosmic Family 22 Aug 2006
reviewer: Liz Carter, England


I thought Cosmic Family was superb! Well done! This is a show that takes
you by suprise, makes you laugh at the most inappropriate things and makes
you feel uncomfortable in the most enjoyable way. I found myself in love
with the Cosmic Family, which also left me feeling quite disturbed! If you
are open minded and want to gain a new experience then see this show!!!!


RATING 2/5 ** Make mine a smoothie 21 Aug 2006
reviewer: Pam, United Kingdom


I'll give it 2 out of 5, but I'm wavering between 0 and 5. I was glad to
have seen this show, even though it was utterly utterly bonkers and left
most of the audience looking terrified. I'm not going to try and describe
this because you wouldn't believe me. Funny? Yes, sometimes. Alarming? Oh
yes. Original? Definitely. This is what I imagined the Fringe would be
like - wierd experimental stuff that I didn't understand. If you see it,
you will need a cup of tea and a biscuit to calm down afterwards (no milk
though).


RATING 4/5 **** Weird but worth it 15 Aug 2006
reviewer: Nick S, United Kingdom


For me The Cosmic Family Workshop shows us what’s truly wonderful about
the fringe. I met them on the Royal Mile distributing flyers for their
show, they were singing the ‘Positive Energy’ mantra and being sprayed by
their automated rainmaking umbrellas. With a pitch like that I couldn’t
resist. The show it’s self did not disappoint. Challenging, comedic,
strange, funny and all presented with boundless energy. The troupe have a
real self belief and their performance left me feeling I’d seen a piece of
theatre presented with real passion, a rare thing. Go see.

RATING 5/5 ***** Positive energy and uplifting smoothies 05 Aug 2006
reviewer: irene pomatto, United Kingdom

The Cosmic Family welcomes you on the streets of Edinburgh taking you
under their umbrellas to share their shelter from the rain. The Cosmic
family invites you to meet the She holy supernatural personification of
love and positive energy, sip on the complementary shot of universal
smoothie and buy a shot for your beloved to feel the universal positive
energy flow through you and me. Passing by your wallet. A wonderful act on
the commodification of faith and corporate spiritual workshops with quick
solutions for lost souls. A mixture of surrealism, lynchian imagery, TV
and advertising language and telesales trichery. Go on, down your
smoothie!


RATING 0/5 Why Did They Bother...??? 05 Aug 2006 
reviewer: edin jules, Edinburgh, Scotland


I am sorry if this sounds harsh, but why do some people feel that just because they can raise enough money to put on a show at the Edinburgh Fringe that they think they can get people to pay to watch them. I got my ticket for free - thank the lord! - and even then I felt I was robbed. Normally, if a show is pretty poor and dragging, I'll persevere to the end... just in case it picks up. For this show however, I could stand only 15 minutes of the poor acting, singing and dialogue before making a quick dash for the exit.




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